With apologies to Meghan Trainor, whose song was catchy and body-positive:
The 2020 election – it’s all about that base. We have to win, because who could stand another 4 years of this?
To win, we have to turn out the younger people and all the African Americans who tuned out for Obama. And to do that, management has concluded that we need to nominate Kamala Harris.
UPDATE August 22. Maybe not. Management continues to believe that African American voter turnout is a key, and that this will be easier if there is a person of color on the ticket, but might that be accomplished with Cory or Stacy as VP?
Look, any of them will be a quantum leap better than that [add your own expletives and colorful barnyard sayings here]. Kamala may not be your first choice, or mine. But we don’t win if we don’t motivate the black vote.
Now scroll up and play the video again. It’s catchy!
Many Happy Returns 