Monthly Archives: September 2009

Where's Joe?

I’m looking for Joe Biden.
Has anyone seen him since the election?

I mean, besides that one time when he drank a beer
in the Rose Garden with those other guys?

If you see him, ask him to contact me, ‘k?

Where’s Joe?

I’m looking for Joe Biden.
Has anyone seen him since the election?

I mean, besides that one time when he drank a beer
in the Rose Garden with those other guys?

If you see him, ask him to contact me, ‘k?

Sock Yarn & Hand Knit Socks

I have a lot of sock yarn.
A LOT.
I have sock yarn in stripes, in shades, in solid colors.
I have Gradience sock yarn, small skeins whose colors evolve and change.
I have soft sock yarn and scratchy sock yarn.
Sock yarn I bought because the profits were for a worthy cause.
Sock yarn that captivated me while on vacation.
Sock yarn I received as a gift.
Sock yarn I bought as a gift but couldn’t part with.
Expensive sock yarn made from unusual fibers.
Cheaper sock yarn made from basic Model A sheep’s wool.

I own no fewer than ten books of instruction
about how to knit socks.
I have, in addition to all the patterns in all those books,
dozens of patterns that I’ve downloaded, printed, and
placed behind the “Socks” tab in a binder.

What I don’t have is a single pair of hand-knit socks!
I’ve never even worn a pair of hand-knit socks.

I do have one pair of half-knit socks,
that I started about two years ago, for my daughter.

What’s up with this??

If I Won the Lottery?

I’m going to define “winning the lottery” as
“suddenly coming into enough money to do whatever I want”
because, as long as this is a fantasy, why not think big?

First, okay, I’d do all the boring stuff,
pay off all our debts, pay the debts of my nearest and dearest,
and invest enough of the lottery winnings to live on.

Next, a private jet, because I’ll be traveling and
public airports are no fun.

I’d also buy a little real estate, such as –
1. A victorian house next to the Panhandle park in San Francisco.
2. A charming old cottage about an hour inland from the Riviera.
3. I’d also buy 45 acres right here and build a comfortable,
(but not fancy) house with lots of porches.

Then, I’d start Doing Good. Lots of Good!

Recession Swap Package!

I arrived home yesterday to find my first Recession Swap package
from a mysterious and wonderful, spoiler.
It’s all perfect – absolutely stunning yarn, sheep-shaped soap, a handmade birthday card, sheep-motif tissues, and a little notepad.
Just look!

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Wanted: My Ideal Cardigan Pattern

I’m looking for a cardigan pattern that:

1. Has a rounded, not vee-neck, neckline, but
2. But doesn’t have a neckline too high or tight.
3. Has conventional, not raglan, sleeves.
4. Is knit in pieces and then sewn.
5. Has a little ribbing at cuffs and bottom edge.
6. Has some bit of interest – lace, cables, a pattern.
7. Does not have bobbles, nups, or other big bumps.
8. Is neither cropped nor down to my butt.
9. Has sleeves that are not super-tight, but
10. Does not have big, floppy bell sleeves.
11. Is pretty.
12. Is knit in fingering, DK, or worsted yarn, but
13. Is not knit in chunky yarn.

This search started with my wish to knit a sweater from this:
tamsie

Look! It’s a Unique Sheep colorway and it’s named after me!
But, now I wonder if Luxe yarn
is too fine for a sweater, as fingering weight sweaters
I find are either for babies or lacy summer things. Hmmnnnn

Nominees:
Georgie by Sarah Dallas:
georgie
Photo found on Ravelry

Yarn Store added to KnitPurr

Hi! I’ve added a link Knit Picky because they seem like such a nice place! I’m going there this Saturday for a Class on Fair Isle techniques. I’ll report back after the class!

Happy Birthday to Me!

I’m sure a psychiatrist would have lots to say about why I have an annual meltdown shortly before my birthday and start wondering What It’s All About and whether I’ve Done Anything Worth Doing, etc.

Luckily that pre-birthday phase is over and today is lovely!

Cat Toy Cat Fight!

I’m in the Ravelry Kitty Toy Swap group. Today I received a wonderful box of kitty toys and a cat mat. My favorite part, as a human, was a skein of mohair/silk laceweight yarn !

My plan was to pose these goodies on the table
for a couple of still life photos, like this:
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With a few pictures highlighting the yarn, like this –
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The best laid plans of mice and men and cats, right?
First YT noticed the catnip wafting over from the table ..
toy2

No sooner had she started to play with the catnip toys …
toy5

Then Tupac arrived on the scene …
toy7

At first he “shared” the catnip mice ..
toy8

But, then he “encouraged” her to leave …
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As YT’s tail vanished over the side of the table,
Tupac settles down to play with the catnip!
toys

So it goes with these wild felines!
THANK YOU for the kitty toys, the Eucalan wash, the mat, and (as a non-feline) the yarn!

Time to Stand Tall

Dear President Obama,

I really do admire and applaud your bipartisan spirit and efforts to find common ground with the Republicans in congress. Perhaps I’m naive, but I actually hoped and expected that your approach might prove contagious and usher in an era of cooperation.
Such has not been the case. Unfortunately, the branch of the Republican Party getting the media attention consists of those who have not shown any sincere desire to cooperate or to reach any bipartisan agreement on any issue.
Worse yet, we’ve been subjected to a parade of absurd, baseless distractions, instead of a substantive debate.
Remember these “issues” –
1. Is Barack Obama really an American citizen? We’ve seen his birth certificate and the birth announcements in the paper, but can we be sure?
2. If doctors are allowed to get medicare reimbursement for consultation about end-of-life issues, doesn’t this mean there will be “death squads” and we’ll all have to justify our existence to a “death panel”?
3. Health insurance reform is socialism!
4. False outrage over “indoctrination” when you tell school children to study hard and stay in school.

We already have roads, a postal system, armed forces, schools, libraries, police and fire protection — all paid for with taxes. These aren’t considered “socialist” institutions. Why is it any different to add basic health care to this list of things that we as a society want to guarantee our citizens? We don’t buy special insurance to be allowed to drive on the roads, call the fire department, or attend public school.

But, let’s get to the point.
You’ve been kind of wimpy about this.
Time to man up, dude.
Out here on the front lines, we’re getting a bit restless. Brows are furrowing. This isn’t about reaching a compromise with folks who don’t want to compromise. It’s about reassuring us that you’ve got the strength and the nerve to stand up for us.

Bipartisanship is a worthy goal. But, doing what’s best for the American people is more important than a political abstraction. People are getting sick and dying while congressmen bicker. Trust me on this – we’d rather see you lose swinging that keep on being so timid.
Stand tall on Wednesday.
The masses out here need to know that you can and will do that.

Excuse me, can I have a hand, I need to hop off this soap box.
Hop!
Here’s hoping for a fiery speech tomorrow!
Give ’em hell!

Shawl Design – Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

When I learn how to design knitted lace, I’d like to
design a shawl inspired by The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

The book does have a character with a dragon tattoo,
but other elements inspire me:

Water … Ice and snow … Islands … bridges … sailing …
many rivers to cross … the flow of the past into the present.
The plot weaves stories of past and preseent crimes against women,
financial skullduggery and personal relationships.
Lisbeth Salander is the girl of the title, with a dragon tattoo.
She plays a role in all the intertwined narrative threads.

So. A shawl?

I imagine a central motif with serpentine twists,
running from the back of the neck to the bottom.
It would look like both a body of water and a dragon’s tail.
Spiraling off of the curlicues and S curves of the central design
would be other elements suggesting islands, bridges, waterways.

Lace shawl insight leads to giggles!

Since I joined the Enchanted Wood shawl KAL,
I’ve dithered and debated about which color or colors to pick,
considering what would flatter my complexion,
go with my wardrobe, or match a particular outfit.
I’ve waffled among bright sunset colors,
cool acquarium shades, and “useful” neutrals.
This morning it suddenly hit me —
It doesn’t matter.

No, I DON’T mean that “it doesn’t matter” because
“It’s not important and life is too short.”
I mean it doesn’t matter because,
no matter how gorgeous the colors, how meticulous the stitching –
I’ll probably never wear it!

This KAL is many things for me –
It’s a fun recreational activity.
It’s a very congenial online social group.
It’s an enjoyable way to learn new knitting skills.
I’ll make an attractive piece of art.
It’s a great way to display and/or show off lace knitting technique.

But, in my actual life, I’m likely to spend about as much time
picturesquely gathering a shawl around my shoulders
as I do in a hula skirt!
It might be fun to be that person who, in classic feline fashion,
tucks her paws/feet under her on the couch,
arranges her curls and tugs her long skirt (or skinny jeans)
over her bare feet (or stiletto heels),
and settles down to sip tea, read a new mystery,
and reflect on the mysteries of life.

But in real life?
I’m always doing something, usually something that requires both hands and might well include spilled tomato sauce, cat scratches, potting soil, dishwater, a dropped cup of coffee, or all of the above.
I hardly ever get cold and often wear tee shirts all winter.
I don’t go to church, attend openings,
pay social calls, or sit on the veranda.
I don’t remember any event ever where I actually thought
“You know what’s missing? A nice beaded lace shawl!”

I find this realization very liberating.
The KAL is fun. It’s a game. It’s a work of art.
It’s led me to resolve to increase my shawl-wearing activities.
More time drinking tea on the couch!
Time to go to a play or concert!
But, I’m going to quit acting like this is Serious Business
as if I’m making a super-practical, never-seen-without-it,
one-to-wash-one-to-wear workhorse for daily chores in the barn.
It can be any colors I feel like playing with,
looking at, or draping on the couch!

Good Things About the "Late 50's"

My birthday in a few weeks will put me irretrievably into my “late 50’s” if I’m not there already. To celebrate, I’ve decided to list some of the good things about this advanced age.

1. Amusing and/or aggravating younger people by pretending to be confused about “modern terminology” as for example referring to “those internet things you do, My Face and Space Book” when I know perfectly well what they’re called.

2. Unabashed kitten-doting-on. What’s the point of being an old lady if you can’t talk baby talk to your cats?

3. The ability to get the cashier in the grocery store to open a new register when the lines are too long, simply by giving her the look. Hey, they know that when there are 8 people waiting, they’re supposed to roust the folks out of the break room, my puzzled eyebrow and furrowed brow are just a little reminder!

4. Actually having the occasional helpful insight or words of wisdom, assuming anyone wants to hear them.

5. Really, the whole birth-control device thing isn’t the fun part about being a girl, is it?

More to follow!

Good Things About the “Late 50’s”

My birthday in a few weeks will put me irretrievably into my “late 50’s” if I’m not there already. To celebrate, I’ve decided to list some of the good things about this advanced age.

1. Amusing and/or aggravating younger people by pretending to be confused about “modern terminology” as for example referring to “those internet things you do, My Face and Space Book” when I know perfectly well what they’re called.

2. Unabashed kitten-doting-on. What’s the point of being an old lady if you can’t talk baby talk to your cats?

3. The ability to get the cashier in the grocery store to open a new register when the lines are too long, simply by giving her the look. Hey, they know that when there are 8 people waiting, they’re supposed to roust the folks out of the break room, my puzzled eyebrow and furrowed brow are just a little reminder!

4. Actually having the occasional helpful insight or words of wisdom, assuming anyone wants to hear them.

5. Really, the whole birth-control device thing isn’t the fun part about being a girl, is it?

More to follow!

Birthday KAL

My birthday is in two weeks and I asked for the birthday present of joining the Enchanted Wood KAL which is the next lace shawl KAL from The Unique Sheep.

After drooling over their colors for hours, I stumbled on this one and couldn’t resist:

Mordor

Mordor


Enchanted Wood starts in January, which brings winter forest colors to mind. However, I don’t wear the “icy cool” or “winter” colors. In winter I gravitate towards warmth, and the colors of the sun, of flowers, of fire.
Should be fun – and also gives me incentive to finish up other UFOs!