Federal Government to Ban Holiday Motif Sweaters

And not a moment too soon! You know the monstrosities of which I speak? Bulky cardigans plastered over with embroidered, sequined, and otherwise “embellished” Symbols of the Season? December in an office job is just one sparklysweater after another.

Exhibit A:holidaysweaters.jpg

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