Staying Up Late

Series on account of which I have stayed up way too late and devoured a series of books like candy:

1. Hugh Howey, the silo books. The first one is Wool, and it is not about knitting.  not at all.  Hint: they all live in an underground silo.

Mystery type books.
1. Kate Atkinson, the Jackson Brodie series – set in the British Isles, “mystery” spiced with sly humor.  I really like these.  Jackson Brodie is divorced, listens to great music in his car, and always solves the puzzle even when the plot meanders through a maze of overlapping and interlocking characters.

2. Thomas Perry, the Jane Whitehead books – they are all alike, but it’s okay, they’re all a lot of fun.  Jane agrees to make someone disappear/reappear/ in a do-it-yourself witness relocation process, and on the way many bad guys almost get her but are dispatched.   Have you ever watched Burn Notice?  If so, you might have noticed how the voice over makes the most impossible things sound kind of possible:  “If you need to make a bomb in a hurry, you need peanut butter, a plastic bag, and a mousetrap”  etc.  These books do the same thing with evading bad guys.

3. Julia Spencer Fleming – Rev. Clare Ferguson.  very cute – feisty tomboy helicopter pilot hears the Call, becomes an Episcopalian priest, is assigned to a small town in the Adirondacks, where she and the sheriff have an immediate connection . . . but he’s married! . . . and there are mysteries . . . and each one focuses on an aspect of the history and culture of the Adirondacks – loggers vs environmentalists, historical antipathy to vaccines, immigrant farm workers, Iraq vets readjusting to civilian life, etc. 

4. Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child – the Agent Pendergast books.  Again, they’re all the same and all a lot of fun.  Why, that Agent Pendergast can escape from an underground dungeon where he is manacled to the wall and guarded by six soldiers, then defeat all the bad guys using only items in the pockets of his immaculate suit coat!

5.  Denise Mina – any and all.  She writes about the gritty side of Glasgow which, as far as I can tell from these books, is every side.  They can be a bit dark, but I think they’re great.  I may reread the Garnet Hill series this fall. 

Hackworth leaves the drummers

It looks as though I am finally ending my job in Raleigh.

I feel like Hackworth waking up after ten years with the drummers.

(Diamond Age, by Neal Stephenson)

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Like

It’s way past time to talk about “like.”

There is the original like, as in “I rather like her hat.”

There is the pre-teen like, as in “I like him, but I don’t, like, like-like him.”

Of course we now have the Official Like, as in “Tamsie “likes” Obama for President.”

And, there’s the like that puts words in quotes, as in “She says they’re like ‘pre-engaged.'”

Today, however, I’m thinking of the other like, the one that is half-way between thinking and speaking.

This “like” gets a lot of bad press as being the pet of silly kids, as in

“So, I was like ‘No way!’ but she was like ‘Way’ and I’m like ‘Holy Cow’ are you like kidding me?” (or words to that effect).

But, just consider this: Jean’s supervisor makes an unreasonable request that she stay late and finish a task that was assigned to someone else and that should not be her responsibility. Jean hides her resentment and stays after hours to finish the project. When Jean gets home, she says:

“I couldn’t believe it. I was just walking out and Mr. Legree asked me to stay late to finish the Smithers project. I was like ‘Really Mr. Smithers? You don’t remember that I wanted that project, but you gave it to Bill instead?’ Like, Bill messed up and why am I supposed to fix it instead of him? It was so wrong. So, I’m like ‘Fine, I’ll stay, but this is seriously messed up.'”

See? The “like” is neither what Jean actually said (“Um, sure, unless you think Bill might want input into finishing this?”) nor fully what she thought (unprintable raw frustration).

I’ve decided, upon no-doubt-too-much reflection, that Like serves a valid purpose of indicating, oh, what you wish you’d said, what you thought of saying later, what your emotions said, even if practical considerations restrained you, and so on.

 

Retweet

“America, you just had the warmest winter in history.    

This is a global problem which can only be solved

by more bickering about gay marriage.”

Wierd Girls

Why do my favorite mystery/action/sci-fi books always have such small, weird heroines?

Snow Crash – Y.T.
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, etc. – Lizbeth
Smilla’s Sense of Snow – Smilla.

The females are always
Small.
Have amazing, unusual talents.
Are survivors of a backstory ranging from odd to horrific.

Next time, I want to read about a tall, relatively ordinary girl.

Jungle Book Live Blog

I’m knitting the KAL The Jungle Book. The very good news is that I’m keeping up, for the first time ever!
Other good news is that so far this is a beautiful pattern.
Minor bad news – I don’t think much of the purl stitches in Clue 3. They’d better turn out to enhance the design, because they make it a lot harder.

Dear Knitting Designers,

Dear Knitting Designers,

Sometimes, after a pattern has been released to the public,
you discover a little mistake, true?
Then, responsible pattern designer that you are,
you release an updated version, with corrections.

I get an email alerting me to the new version, and download it.
So far, so good, right?

A few months later, I sort out my work room and discover
two apparently identical patterns for, let’s call the pattern
“Spring in Kansas” because Ravelry has no such pattern,
so no one should take it personally.

I examine the two versions, which have the same copyright date,
the same file name, the same number of pages, etc.
In desparation I send a dumb email to the designer asking for
clues to identify the newer version – maybe it’s the one with
a K3 in the 24th line of the pattern repeat on page 15?

So, por favor, if it wouldn’t mess up your system,
I’d really appreciate it if the newer version had a catchy name

maybe “Spring in Kansas Updated”.
Pretty please?

Photos from South Carolina

I have limited typing access this weekend . . . but I have taken some pictures.

Knitting Books!!

I have logged all my knitting books onto Library Thing where I’m signed in as “Angel Baby” if you’d like to link up or whatever.
My present count of written materials about knitting includes:

One hundred eighty five (185!) books
The entire run of the British magizine, The Knitter from the first issue.
Four or five years of Vogue Knitting, Interweave Knitting, Wild Fibers, Verena, KnitScene, and Knitter’s Magazine.
Ten looseleaf binders of patterns stored in plastic sheets and organized by type.
Several magizine holder file things full of one-off pattern collections.
Knitting books I inherited from my mother.

I know, crazy, right? Anyway, I was thinking it might be nice to review some of the books, since I’m in such a good position to compare and contrast, what with having, just for one example, about fifteen books on knitting socks, which is probably what helped me knit the one pair of socks I’ve actually finished.

Whatcha think?

The Economy Explained

There are, according to the last census, 308,745,538 people in the United States and we come in all varieties, racially, economically, socially, spiritually, gender-ly, etc. etc. Plus there are scad-zillion businesses, organizations, groups, churches, schools, and other outfits to consider. All of which tends to make “the National Economy” seem impossibly complicated. Throw in a little jargon (think: hedge fund derivatives, unsecured debentures) and we’re just as happy to leave it to the experts, since who could possible understand the problem, much less the solution.

Balderdash.

I’ve decided that the issues troubling our economy are essentially the same as those of an imaginary large family, writ large. So:

Let’s say your family has fallen on hard times and is going deeper into debt. You’ve already cut out all the obvious luxuries – you don’t eat out, have cable TV, go on vacations, or buy new clothes. You cut each other’s hair, grow your own vegetables, and reuse plastic bags, but it isn’t enough savings. Now you’ve started skimping on significant things – the driveway is impassible and Grandpa needs to see a doctor.

What do you do?

Suppose there are ten people in your family. Three are too old, too young, or too sick to work, so they don’t contribute any money. Four work at lower or middle class jobs and chip in what they can, but it isn’t enough to keep the family afloat. Two make lots of money at professional jobs, but have resisted paying more than the family members employed at jobs like parking lot attendant or kindergarten teacher. One has millions in savings, but doesn’t think he should pay anything, because he isn’t presently working.

See where I’m going with this?

NaNoBlogMo!

In honor of NaNoWriMo, I hereby resolve to post at least once a day during November.
Short posts are okay,
but this one doesn’t count!

More later …

Introduction to the Law, Chapter One

There are two basic kinds of law – statutory and common law.
Statutes are the laws passed by state and federal legislatures.
Federal law includes:
Rights guaranteed in the constitution. These are a “floor” but not a “ceiling.” In other words, states may pass laws that give their people more rights than are guaranteed in the constitution, but the states must provide their people at least these rights.

Example: The United States constitution has been interpreted to require that all indigent criminal defendants facing a possible sentence of 60 days or more have an appointed lawyer if they can’t afford them. The U.S. constitution does not require a free lawyer for appeals, but the states provide one anyway.

Federal laws also govern things considered too important to have variation among the states, or that concern the country as a whole. For example, it was long ago decided that it would be better to have one postal system, one armed forces system, and one type of money, rather than letting states create their own. Federal regulations also govern issues that are considered to affect everyone and that it’s important to have standardized, such as the testing of new drugs and regulation of air travel.

State laws include all the statutes that a state passes governing whatever they want to have rules about, as long as these statutes don’t violate the federal constitution or try to govern a subject that the feds already have a claim on. So, a state cannot have its own special laws on the cost of postage or the requirements to join the army.

The theory is that it’s better to allow the states to “experiment” with laws in various areas, and then maybe the more successful ideas might spread to other states. Areas of life governed by state law include:

Laws about schools and education.
Laws about marriage, divorce, and the rights of parents.
Criminal law – which behaviors are a crime, the punishments, the procedures.
Laws addressing state institutions, such as state parks, the state budget, the state police, and so on.

But, no matter how detailed these state and federal laws are, there are always new situations that aren’t covered by any law, or that require a court to interpret the laws on the books. Plus, people hate to lose, so they often appeal the result of a trial. The appellate courts then decide whether the trial judge made a mistake that requires reversing of changing the decision.

For example, under North Carolina law, once a court has decided who has custody of a child, the custody arrangement cannot be changed without a “substantial change in circumstances.” You can imagine how quarrelling ex-spouses fight over what is a substantial change of circumstances.

Let’s suppose that someone appeals a child custody determination and argues that since their ex-wife has joined the army, there is a substantial change of circumstances. What would you consider in deciding this? Whether she is stationed overseas or in the U.S.? Who else is in her household? Other factors?
Okay, so let’s suppose the appellate courts of the State of Confusion rule that when a parent enlists in the armed forces, this is automatically a change in circumstance that entitles the other parent to seek a change in custody.

That rule, whether it’s a good one or a stupid one, becomes the law in that state. Because this rule was announced by a court interpreting the statute, it’s called a “common law” rule. The “common law” is all the rules, holdings, and decisions of appellate courts. Statutes are laws passed by a congress, and the common law is found in decisions in appeals that interpret the statutes

So, if there is an outcry in the State of Confusion, maybe the state legislators in Confusion will pass a new law stating that “the trial court may not consider a parent’s service in the armed forces as a change of circumstances unless there is additional evidence showing that the parent’s service has caused a substantial change in the child’s daily life.” Then that statute trumps the common law.
But as soon as that law is passed, people will be back in court arguing over what is required to demonstrate that a parent’s enlistment has “caused a substantial change in the child’s daily life.” And round and round we go.

The Little Mermaid – almost finished!

Little Mermaid Clue Three, Bane of My Existence

Need I say more?

Glaze and Texture

As I get time, I want to post photos of some of the glazes and textures I saw at ‘s kiln opening. Here is one:

Facebook and Existential Absurdity

So, let’s say you’re contacted on Facebook by and old pal, co-worker, ex-sweetie,
schoolmate, or partner in crime whom you haven’t seen in many many years, decades even.
You friend each other, and exchange a few very brief ‘OMG it’s been so long!’ messages.

And then?

Then one of you says something that amounts to
“Well, my goodness what have you been up to?”

I am old enough that the answer is so absurd I break out in giggles thinking about it.

“Well, gosh, let’s see . . . okay, after you left the restaurant, I kept working there
for a few more months and then I went to law school and after that I got married
about 25 years ago and, oh somewhere in there of course I stopped going
out every night, and well, anyway, we had two kids who are now
in their 20’s, I stayed at home for awhile, then went back to work, and . . . um . . .
So, basically I grew up, got married, raised kids, lived my life, and now I’m getting older.

Am I the only one who thinks this is hilarious?

Oh No, Not James!

I confess to watching American Idol for several weeks.
Hey, I have to watch/listen to somethingwhile I knit, right?
I first turned it on because one of the contestants is from nearby.
I returned to watch again because I think James Durbin is a great musician and I just plain liked him.
Here, check out two videos –
Well, I tried to upload YouTube videos but apparently they block that. . . .
But, check out the ones for

Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow and San Francisco audition one.

He made it to the top four before being out-voted by the fans of a couple of bland forgettable country-pop singers who look air-brushed. Darn!

The Little Mermaid, Clue One!

2011 UFO Parade, Part 2 – All Over but the Finishing

It’s really stupid that I have so many UFOs that are actually finished,
except for the finishing, if that makes sense. And here they are:

A little item I call “Play Safely” – just the right size for …. safety.

There and Back Again Accessories Mosaic change purse, designed by Susan Pandorf:

Ribbon Yarn Bag
I can’t believe I finished the knitting on this two years ago! This must be finished! I’ve found lining fabric, buttons, etc.

Last Category – Emergency or “Idiot” Knitting that can be done anywhere.
Prime example, this silly scarf:

2011 UFO Parade

This year’s plan to reduce the number of UFOs:
Divide into categories:
1. Big projects that require close attention (lace shawls).
2. Emergency knitting projects that can be done anywhere (bookmarks).
3. Projects with all the knitting complete, that lack only finishing, seaming, etc.

New Rules:
Only three at a time, one from each category.
No starting anything new till they’re all done.

Exception to New Rule:
Clubs I’ve already joined – True Colors and Little Mermaid.

Photos!
Here are the big projects that I need to pay attention to knit successfully:

Ruth’s Tunic

Through the Looking Glass

Moonfleet

Louise Harding Cardigan

Those are the tricky ones, that cannot be done while doing six other things. Well, actually, the cardigan isn’t tricky, but it’s big, so I included it. Next post – the other categories!

Yarn Winding Question, Part Two

I can wind a basic ball of yarn, using my handy-dandy swift and winder,
but I have run into a frequent problem that makes me want to SCREAM.
It’s this:
I remove the label, open the yarn,
and notice that the string holding it together is twisted –
as if the seller had a five foot diameter skein and folded it in half.
So, I try to untwist it,
prepared to expand my umbrella swift to its largest diameter,
but it … won’t. The yarn will not flip over into a single huge skein.
So … I try to wind it and it’s caught on itself every round.
So … I end up winding it by hand, while trying not to scream.
Please, can anyone help?

P.S. I have checked for videos on this.
P.S.S. I have posted this question on the Rav “techniques” board.
P.S.S. This is very annoying.

Yarn Winding Emergency

Okay, I’m crying wolf, it isn’t really an “emergency,” I just wanted to get your attention.
I finally bought a yarn winder and swift, set it up, and gleefully wound a skein of malabrigo worsted.

Then I ran into trouble. I opened a skein of lovely fingering weight silk/merino yarn, put it over the swift, and then – and only then – cut the tag and the know. So, I know I put it on the way it was meant to be. I tried to wind it, but it’s all twisted around and under itself. So I gave up, and took photos.

This is the yarn sitting on the bed, showing an end.

As I started winding it, the end is running under the skein, like this:

Instead of unwinding, it has to be hand-woven under and around, every other round:

Even when I wound the first bit into a ball, it continued to be twisted under itself:

I abandoned that end, and tried to wind it from the other end, but had the same problem:

What does this mean? What do I do?

Retirement Party Contest!

Retirement for TrendSpeak Phrases:

I’ve decided to retire a few phrases I’m thoroughly bored with.

First up: “It is what it is.”

Contest:

If you have suggestions for other words or phrases that should be retired, let me know.
Winners will be selected and will receive a Really Great prize, of some sort.

The Old Homeplace

Well, my dad is 85 and it’s time to sell the farm where I grew up.
Just the usual Circle of Life business again!

It’s a 150 year old house on 12 acres with outbuildings, meadows, and
a real-life ghost story.

So, I created a blog about it with photos, and here it is:

Shenkel Farm

Hope you like it!